The StassiNet

"Adam and Stassi shimmy up ladders and battle cyborgs."

"Adam and Stassi enter cyberspace and encounter the security that SHODAN has set in their way."

"Adam and Stassi explore a skull-filled grotto and fight wall-hackers."

"Adam is still teaching Stassi how to play System Shock. They have moved on from killing robots to playing puzzles."

"Adam teaches Stassi how to play System Shock. In their first adventure together, they must defeat robots."

Around 9:10 PM on Thursday, June 19, 2008, I was driving through Mill Creek on my way to Edmonds. My copilot Adam had indicated he was hungry so we decided to pick up some good ol' crude American fast food. We loaded up with as much Taco Bell as we could and deposited it all on Adam's lap before hitting the road to the tune of System of a Down. We didn't make it more than a few blocks after that until Mill Creek's Finest sicked Dan Durkee on us. He pulled us over and approached the passenger side of the vehicle.

[Read how Adam became the greatest threat Mill Creek Police Department has ever known.]