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Impending nuclear holocaust threatens all but Texas trailer park

Mon, 06/09/2008 - 16:42 — Stassi

Today I woke up and started browsing Google News only to find, to my dismay, that my entire life will be of zero consequence when I am incinerated in a nuclear holocaust on June 12th along with my friends, family, and material possessions unless I join a trailer park sect owned by a Texan with thirty wives named Yisrayl Hawkins. God dammit.


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