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Today is the big day!
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We have decided to throw together an annual celebration to honor Red Pandas, kitties, cute people, and everything wonderful the Internets has brought us. The first annual Day of Stassi, on May 13th, 2009 is being tracked via Facebook, which you can view the event page for here:

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Since this day can be celebrated everywhere in the world, please let us know you plan on attending with your RSVP! While you're at it, you can track the rest of our activities through the StassiNet Facebook fanpage.

SEA warns Obama victory could jeopardize dystopian future
The Agency Guardian

It is perhaps uncommon knowledge that the Agency SEA, a meritocratic clandestine society notorious for elitism and controversial social parapsychology, was originally sent back in time from the year 2027 to save all sentient life from human-caused extinction. For over ten years the organization has protected the Internets and repeatedly thwarted the nefarious LSC, a biotechnetics corporation and weapons developer charged with numerous war crimes and bribing prominent United States politicians and military officials.

Despite claiming to have humanity's best interests in mind, SEA has consistently refused to endorse an American presidential candidate, claiming that their influence could change the course of history and create setbacks.

[ Read the whole story here... ]

Red pandas attack for the very first time on the StassiNet !!