My Life Is So Sad

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Wow, today was so ironic. You wouldn't even believe how ironic today was. I was just like, sitting there, thinking about how the letter "U" is like a slave to the letter "Q". Every time you use a word that has "Q" in it, the letter "U" is always right next to it. Sometimes I feel like I'm the letter "U," I'm the one that always comes after another letter.
But then again what if I'm the letter "Q" and I have a dependency issue on the letter "U?" What if I'm not strong enough to be a letter "Q" all on its lonesome and I can't go anywhere with the "U" right after me? I don't want to feel trapped! I hate being a consumer slave!
Now my mascara is running. To make things even more ironic it's really hard to see with my hair covering half my face. Does this mean I'm blind to the truth behind the system?

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With all of the knowledge of

With all of the knowledge of the letter Q and its codependency on U, it now makes perfect sense why we are at war currently. Iraq fails to have the U follow the Q.

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An astute observation. Next stop, Qatar!

Haha poor letter Q, you feel

Haha poor letter Q, you feel sorry for the U because it always follows the U. But realize that the U also starts words that don't have a Q in them. Therefore the letter U is the stronger of the two.

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I want to be strong so badly

I want to be strong so badly but like, it's the system man!

At least somebody understands me...

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**tears well up in eyes and sobbing ensues**