The StassiNet

As of 6:30 PM (GMT -8:00) aka 7:70:83 XF4, an executive decision was made to destroy the www.stassi.net prefix. The notoriously lengthy, nine-syllable three letter acronym enjoyed two years of attachment to the StassiNet website URL as well as its predecessors over a total of eight years. It was only recently that the prefix and Stassi, the website owner, had a falling-out.
"It just wasn't working out between us," said Stassi at an Agency press conference. "I don't believe we'll be working together again in the near future. Too many precious lives have been lost and we have no choice but to distance ourselves."
When asked for a response to Stassi's statement, the spokesman for the World Wide Web (WWW for short) commented that SEA's ambitions are too anti-commercial and the "scathing hatred" Stassi feels is mutual. However, the celebrity friendship between Stassi and Al Gore, Leader of the Internets, appears to be thriving and unaffected by the ordeal.