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SEA warns Obama victory could jeopardize dystopian future
The Agency Guardian

It is perhaps uncommon knowledge that the Agency SEA, a meritocratic clandestine society notorious for elitism and controversial social parapsychology, was originally sent back in time from the year 2027 to save all sentient life from human-caused extinction. For over ten years the organization has protected the Internets and repeatedly thwarted the nefarious LSC, a biotechnetics corporation and weapons developer charged with numerous war crimes and bribing prominent United States politicians and military officials.

Despite claiming to have humanity's best interests in mind, SEA has consistently refused to endorse an American presidential candidate, claiming that their influence could change the course of history and create setbacks.

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